Return Policy Experts Gifts

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The spend is high

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Political Issues

Surge Plans.

Trickledown economics

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

NHS recruitment.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

Osborne's Tax Cuts