Return Policy Expert Gifts

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Mario Draghi

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Gobbledygookologist

December 24th and the December 26th.

'He's reacting to a consumer shift that only he can hear.'

Money Laundering

'I reviewed the figures. The consultant saved us a bundle but cost us a larger bundle.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'

"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."

Flat tax

Help. If I hadn't lost everything, I'll tell you what stocks I'd buy now.

Passage of the Bland Silver Bill: Columbia Rebukes Uncle Sam

Tax Dodgem Cars.

Alexis Tsipras and the EU.

Healthcare for everyone.

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'We've exhausted all other strategies to avoid the buyout, Dennis. This is where we rely on your expertise in martial arts.'

"I know, I know ... But that's Alan Greenspan!"