Return Policy Guru Gifts

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Mario Draghi

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Soaring Profits

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

Political Issues

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Bank of England Base Rates.

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

December 24th and the December 26th.

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

'Reducing the nation's debt helps everyone, rich & poor!'

"Jeffrey's in futures."

Ben Bernanke

'I've done a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's more to money than life.'

"Excuse me. Everyone is curious about how you managed to take it with you."

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!