Returns Policy Analyst Gifts

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The Problem with World Population Growth

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Surge Plans.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."