Retrotech Gifts

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

The Old Time Television Channel

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Boombox

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'