Retrofanatic Gifts

RETRO DANCE: Todd's misunderstanding of 'retro' begins to sink in.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do you do much walking?"

Liam Gallagher.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Drive in movies.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

The Four Tops in Concert

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Elephant in Headphones

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

The Beatles - Flabby Road