Retro Vs New Humor Lover Gifts

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Trump to Build Wall

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"