Retro Parody Fans Gifts

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Trump to Build Wall

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Old Yarns

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

The Sedentary Dead.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Plumbers Workwear

"Cap'n crunches"

How We Know You're Getting Old

"It's good luck."