Retro Parody Fans Pillows

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Trump to Build Wall

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Extreme kites!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Old Yarns

The Sedentary Dead.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Plumbers Workwear

"Hurry up with that cork!"

How We Know You're Getting Old

"It's good luck."