Retro Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

1964, The height of the Cold War. In an average community surrounding a little-known biological warfare institute, the obesity epidemic is quietly unleashed.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"She's a miniature."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's trickle down."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

Jack in the box on strike.

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Neversource"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'Are you free at the moment?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."