Retro Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

1964, The height of the Cold War. In an average community surrounding a little-known biological warfare institute, the obesity epidemic is quietly unleashed.

Life is for the birds.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She's a miniature."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Standard & Poor

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Jack in the box on strike.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Neversource"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"We like to think of ourselves as a very progressive company. After all, a little self-delusion never hurt anyone."