Retro Navigation Advocate Gifts

'Follow the road around, turn right by the fork in the road...'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'It's an antique!'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

Tourist

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"