Retro Fashion Critic T-Shirts

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You've got night fever."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Social Struggles

Men talking about the boots of the period

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Pizza and Karaoke