Retro Devices Gifts

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Boombox

Technological advances within the office.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Young Geeks.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"