Retro Devices Pillows

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Boombox

Old Phones Lasagne

Technological advances within the office.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Young Geeks.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'