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Dodgy Geezers.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Crime in bookshop

The evidence destroyed

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Moses as a mobster.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Stand and Deliver

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."