Retro Cleaner Gifts

"Throw away that vacuum cleaner - think of what you'll save on electricity!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Jarvis Cocker

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Pre-Television Man Caves

The Old Time Television Channel

1930's Lady.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Elton John

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"