Retirement Vacation Gifts

"It says here... '...a typically quiet Spanish fishing village'."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

On holiday.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Airlines

"Feel free to take notes."