Retirement Vacation Mugs

"It says here... '...a typically quiet Spanish fishing village'."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On holiday.

Tourists

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."