Retirement By The Sea Gifts

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Sunbathers.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Easter Island Shades...

Segregated Beach

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Tourist

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"How's it look back there?"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

S. S. All You Can Eat