Retirement By The Sea T-Shirts

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Sunbathers.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Segregated Beach

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Tourist

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"How's it look back there?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."