Retirement From Sea T-Shirts

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

S. S. All You Can Eat

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'