Retirement From Sailing T-Shirts

"Say bye-bye."

Tempting!

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

S. S. All You Can Eat

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

Umbrella Sailing Boat