Retired Sailor T-Shirts

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"I once loved a parade."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Sailor and mine

"Say bye-bye."

Neptune: the retirement years.

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'What type of line are you using?'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Sailing Practice.

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Tempting!

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

At the home for old musicians

Submarine and beer

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"