Retired Sailor Mugs

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"I once loved a parade."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Sailor and mine

"Say bye-bye."

Neptune: the retirement years.

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'What type of line are you using?'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Tempting!

Sailing Practice.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

At the home for old musicians

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

Submarine and beer

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

Parade of Boats 2:30