Retirement From Exploration T-Shirts

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

Doing the borders.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Say bye-bye."

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Man looks out of window at the earth.

"The trunk is packed. Let's hit the road."

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

'This is your captain speaking...Goodbye.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Taggers rest retirement village

Tempting!

'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

'I'm afraid I'm in for some dull retirement years.'

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

Darby and Joan Club with empty mountain bike rack