Retirement From Sailing Pillows

"Say bye-bye."

Tempting!

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'