Aquatic Retirees T-Shirts

Neptune: the retirement years.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Tourist

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Dun spellchecking.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Old Dog's Home

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Where's your goldfish?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."