Retirement Getaway T-Shirts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

'We're keen on the canaries.'

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

On holiday.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

World Tour.

Romantic Violinist.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Beach flirting

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Watching Sea Life.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."