Retirement Getaway T-Shirts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

'We're keen on the canaries.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On holiday.

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

World Tour.

Romantic Violinist.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Easter Island Shades...

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Beach flirting

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'