Retirement Travel Plans Gifts

Tourist Information.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

World Tour.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Pilot with champagne.

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Church Basement Foodie

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I just..."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."