Retirement Jester Pillows

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

'Maitland we had a rather splendid retirement party for you last night and someone had the fine idea of asking you to contribute to your retirement gift.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Another wedding

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'