Retirement From Telecom Industry Gifts

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Networking

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"Nobody told me the 'cutting edge' would be quite like THIS!"

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Telephone Box

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Data From a Truck

Early Brain Research Conducted At Bell Telephone Co.

"[Treehouse conference call]"

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

'It's for you!'

Drove the nurses crazy.

Two phones talking to one another.

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.

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"Your work has way slipped, hashtag, fired."

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

'I remember when all these fields were covered in houses.'