Retirement From Telecom Industry Gifts

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Networking

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"Nobody told me the 'cutting edge' would be quite like THIS!"

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

Telephone Box

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Early Brain Research Conducted At Bell Telephone Co.

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

'It's for you!'

"[Treehouse conference call]"

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

Drove the nurses crazy.

We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

Taggers rest retirement village

'I remember when all these fields were covered in houses.'

"Your work has way slipped, hashtag, fired."