
'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'
Looking for a meaningful way to honor an airline staff member's retirement? Our curated collection of gifts for retired airline employees combines humor with heartfelt sentiment. Perfect for showing appreciation for years of service in the skies, these products celebrate their journey and new beginnings. Whether it's a mug to remind them of their flying days or a cozy pillow for their new relaxing chapter, find a memorable gift that will lift their spirits and bring a smile.
'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'
"Good game."
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
Lady of the Cake.
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'Not that net!'
"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."
"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."
Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.
"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"Feel free to take notes."
"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Allotment
"Your contents have shifted."
'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'
The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.
Old navy veteran 3rd base coach
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
Explore our collection of mugs designed for airline staff celebrating retirement. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea as they enjoy their new chapter.
Browse our cozy pillows with airplane motifs and humorous sayings—great for airline staff enjoying their well-earned retirement at home.
Discover stunning prints capturing the spirit of aviation, ideal as a retirement gift for airline staff to cherish and display.
Check out our retirement t-shirts for airline staff, featuring witty and charming aviation-themed designs that celebrate their flying careers.