Retirement Explorer Gifts

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Tourist

Midlife: You Are Here.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Old Dog's Home

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'