Retirement Explorer Gifts

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Tourist

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."