Retired Religious Leaders Pillows

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Home depot."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Golfing Bishop.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Priest

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'