Spiritual Leaders Pillows

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

Only the weak need arms.

Please Seat Yourself

Thou Art Here.

'I think I've got it.'

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"No, I can't answer why children talk over films and then ask what's going on."

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Home depot."

Golfing Bishop.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"All we have left is standing room only."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Priest

Cleric with bible briefcase.

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