Spiritual Speaker Pillows

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'