Retired Politicians Gifts

'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

Occu-Pie Mars

Flags

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Stockwell's day

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.