Retired Politicians Mugs

'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

Occu-Pie Mars

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Stockwell's day

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Overdraft limit.

Blameless