Retail Experience Gifts

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'