Retail Experience Prints

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

How Amazon was invented