Restroom Retreat Promoter Pillows

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

Gents

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Men on modernised moon

Hell's Restrooms.

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Departures - Portaloo.

"I'll turn this exodus around if I have to."

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30

Chinese dragon in the men's room

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'

"Now that's impressive."

"Dude, it's a manual."

Another form of performance anxiety.

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'