Restless Competitor Mugs

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Danth battle?

Workplace Shinanigans

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

' Love and pole vault'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A Man mixing up his sports.

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"