Conflicted Competitor Mugs

Guilt Day at Shea.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The Rivalry Begins

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,