Conflicted Competitor Prints

Guilt Day at Shea.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Rivalry Begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

A Man mixing up his sports.

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'