Frustrated Competitor Mugs

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

' Love and pole vault'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Umbrella fight.

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

Why Committees Move Slowly!

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

Conscientious objection.

'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

Guilt Day at Shea.

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

"I started out in scheming but wheedled my way up to backstabbing."

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

Two runners optical illusion

'Say when you want me to start!'

Unfortunately for Billy, the night before the big contest, his spell checker crashed