Frustrated Competitor Pillows

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

' Love and pole vault'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

Umbrella fight.

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

Why Committees Move Slowly!

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

Conscientious objection.

'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

Guilt Day at Shea.

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

Two runners optical illusion

'Say when you want me to start!'

Unfortunately for Billy, the night before the big contest, his spell checker crashed

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."