Competitor Under Pressure Pillows

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

The Victors

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Boiling Hot Presidents

Fight on the top

Loser's Podium.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

Rugger.

Umbrella fight.

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Finish line.

Keeping up with the jones

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

'Oh yeah? Well, Dr. Rose predicts that my inevitable stress-induced massive coronary will strike in half the time as yours.'

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."