Competitor In The Business Jungle Pillows

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

Fight on the top

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

One Man Band

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."