Ruthless Competitor Mugs

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

' Love and pole vault'

'I hate these non-hostile takeovers...'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Rugger.

Umbrella fight.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"All As. What did you get?"

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

'He was competitive to the very end.'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"I hate playing with pros!"

'Al was competitive to the end!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

I've been banned from the dog-park: when a ball is thrown, I get too competitive, and since I'm a sore loser, I get aggressive...