Relaxed Competitor Mugs

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Snail Racing

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The Rivalry Begins

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"She's in her happy place again."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"